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More commonally known as aged camel urine
Chris: Hey there dyl what are you drinking
DB#47: Melbourne Bitter
Chris: *wipes mouth clean after vomiting* You dirty cunt.
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This AFL team is 💩. They try to get good players but the good players are 💩. They would probably lose to 5 year old tennis players.
North Melbourne is Sh*t
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The term given to the feelings of inadequacy found in any member of a small town or second rate city primarily identified by their unfounded hatred and jealousy of the larger more prosperous neighbouring city which is further compounded by the larger cities lack of interest in them.
This severe form of jealousy is primarily caused by the smaller city not having a stock exchange in their own town and causes them to “hate” the city that does.
E.g. Residents of Melbourne are envious of and therefore hate Sydney for its Prosperity, Natural Harbour, Major sporting events and concerts, Concentration of large corporate Head Quarters, Restaurants, The ability to great coffee anywhere as well as the ability of motorists to drive along a road without driving into pedestrians.
Their feelings of inadequacy are further amplified by Sydney not giving a crap about Melbourne.
Ask a Melbournite (especially if you ask a first Semester Uni Student who’s just completed their first Women’s Studies subject and has joined the Socialist Alliance or is a member of GetUp and voted for the Greens) what they think of Sydney and you will hear nothing but a tirade of abuse.
Ask a Sydney resident about Melbourne and they will say “Yeah, heard it’s nice there but I’ve never been” or “went there on business and had to laugh, they see three cars lined up at a red light and complain about the traffic”
Ask any male waiter with a beard or one of the "I enjoy dressing like a whole" bar wenches what a “pot” is when trying to order a drink and you will automatically be assumed to be a resident of Sydney and receive nothing but attitude.... Welcome to the "Melbourne Sydndrome"
This is also commonly known as the Melbourne Complex or the Vancouver Syndrome for their similarly unfounded hatred of Toronto.
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Melbourne Bangers is an type of music played mostly in Melbourne clubs/underground party scene.
It is usually played extremely loud and has extremely loud bass.
It is generally regarded as music for people getting high on heroin/meth and these two mixed usually
creates violent people with the crazy drops and juiced up mentality.
This mix also created a dance known as the juicy wiggle, which is now a common dance performed by
chicks getting high to Melbourne Bangers.
The most well known Melbourne Bangers artist is Will Sparks.
Dude 1: Hey dude whats the lyrics to that Melbourne Bangers song called Melbourne Sound?
Dude 2:
Melbourne sound we aint fucking around, fuck these radio tracks, see we keep it underground
coz work these days has us feeling like shit, but its all worthwhile when the weekends's like this.
See man im off guard running em up lady lovin, the saturday never sober at carova.
Weekend coming close, coming to an end, where the fuck am i heading? heading to revs.
Its melbourne best scene on the earth, best sound, sluts, drugs and we living it first.
Turn it down, no cunt. you better turn it up. and if they try to turn it off, tell em get fucked
Tuesday can be better and Wednesdays goodbye, Thursday can't wait and Friday's tonight
So fuck work, fuck their mixing of the music, listen to the srop and FUCKING LOSE IT!
Dude 1: oh yeah that's right
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The bridge spanning the gap between the see of Australia and the great Moon Lake in West Central Africa. Fo SHizzle
If everyone were jumping off the Melbourne Bridge, would you?
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