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When a man’s penis is small and doesn’t evoke the gag reflex when a male or female is performing a blow job.
Courtney: his penis is so small it doesn’t cause me to gag.
Julie: you have to mercy gag sometimes to boost his ego.
When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.
A person who plays Overwatch has the most play time on Mercy often being referred to being a "Mom Friend", Weeb, thirsty freak or egirl, with questionable abilities on the hero. Mercy mains fall into 3 categories:
Pocket Mercy's- Mercy's who literally never take their pistol out no matter what the situation is, and just die all the time die to their incompetence unless accompanied by a Pharah.
Battle Mercy's- Mercy's who rarely heal and doubt their teammates' abilities, is rather than getting assists, like some wuss, they do the job themselves and often kill unsuspecting enemies with a surprising amount of success or downright failure.
Egirl Mercy's- The Mercy who has a real girly name, no mic, and often accompanied by a white knight to back them up even though they have 1000 hours on Mercy and still look like they've never played a shooter in their life with a kit consisting of hot keys for the "You're welcome voiceline and "Thanks" and lastly a golden staff with that damn witch skin as well. Also, may be a closet thirsty guy or Weeb who just wants extra protection when they're playing Mercy.
It's dumb how so many Mercy mains got carried to Top 500.
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a girl who attends our lady of mercy academy. thinks a large chocolate chip cookie is breakfast. looks amazing in plad. and spends hundreds of dollars on a costume for sports night.
A mercy girl experiences freshman 15 in high school.
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A girl who:
1) you can say "the sluty freshman" to and they will all know exactly who you are talking about
2) holds contest with her friends to see who can not shave their leg hairs the longest
3) pretends to prefer calvert hall guys but gets really exited over even the ugliest of Loyola guys
4) make fun of the girls who wear make-up to school (seriously its a waste)
5) brings enough food for everyone where ever she goes (but really its just for her)
6)probably doesn't know that she lives south of the mason dixon line
7)knows to hide from jj at all cost
8)goes to sports events only if there is food or she is in it
9)Has to consult everyone she knows over every outfit because she isn't used to dressing herself due to constant uniform wear (of course when no ones around she also has perfect style)
10)knows that although hygiene is important and should be kept up regurally if she slept in or is feeling sick combing your hair can be deleted and replaced with a mess bun
Mercy Girls all ways have the most fun!
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To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.
"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"
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When a man has sex with an unattractive or otherwise undesirable woman. The man has to be out of the woman’s league to qualify as a mercy mount.
Dude : I’ve had a few mercy mounts in my day that would make a coroner queasy
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