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reality meter

clock

when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter

by fat195pndr April 15, 2011


Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 25, 2021


smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms December 26, 2016


Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 23, 2016


Comparo-meter

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.

She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.

by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018


meter burn

Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.

*Man does 500kg deadlift

Bro in the gym: Meter burn!

by Super Astronaut August 14, 2017


Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.

by The_Buddy June 18, 2011

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