when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter
smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.
right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.
A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.
Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?
Noun
Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.
She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.
Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.
*Man does 500kg deadlift
Bro in the gym: Meter burn!
Putting coins into a parking meter.
Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
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