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S.W.A.G Method

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.

Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".

by ChadSonZor December 13, 2009

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method acting

Trying to relive shit you probably ain't ever lived, on cue no less

Wow ellen you play stupid Convincingly , is it method acting or did you really have a lobotomy done?

by Brains&Brawn transport You March 12, 2016

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scoop method

From pot culture; the practice of pre-cleaning a bag of marijuana so that it can quickly and easily be "scooped" into a bowl for quick tokes.

"Dude, it's gonna be dark at the party so let's use the scoop method tonight."

by waitsfan75 April 26, 2006

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Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely

Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.

by Methodology1 January 27, 2010

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trucker method

When engaged in sex doggy style, at the moment of ejaculation, you back up and unload.

"I didn't have a condom, so I had to use the trucker method on her."

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

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chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.

Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.

by shimee September 24, 2013


strawman method

keep just bringing up different random arguments that are way easier to argue about, because you know more about them

person 1: the letter h is better because it is harder to break

person 2: h causes extra weight which means less efficiency and reliability, it is also less aerodynamic

person 1: this isn't F1 stop using the strawman method

by h_lover28 January 20, 2022