A literal goober. Is a complete weird ass around his close friends/lover, but a very serious individual in public. Easy to make your bitch. Loves his mommy and cuddles. Hard worker and loves breast milk.
"Oh my god did you hear Logan Meyer likes to get pegged by his gf"
when when your pants are so fucking tight it makes peoples balls hurt when they look at you.
Damn hommie, thats so shaun meyers! or Do these pants look shaun meyers to you?
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-you gonna back it up?
-I dont back shit up, im just gonna wave around my big old osca meya.
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The feeling you've seen this bologna before.
Dad: Why didn't you do the dishes? Son: I forgot. Dad: Definitely feeling some Oscar Meyer.
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The Mother you have either fucked, drempt about fuckin or have seen in getting fucked in multiple porno flics.
Yo check it, that is a hot ass Mrs Meyer.
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the only kind of Katie to be, a Katie Meyer. Est. January 25th 1988 Detroit Michigan. co founder of MeckBetta Productions (est. April 1st 2009)
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"What's Hugh Grant doing on SNL? Since when did he have an American accent?"
"That's Seth Meyers, you idiot"
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