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A sexual maneuver involving 2 females and one male where the male lies down, one female sits on his penis and the other sits on his face. The opposite of taking a girl to Paris
Joel: "Bro did you hear that Izzy and Sabrina took Gabe to The Miami U?"
Kyle: "That does not surprise me at all."
When one does a line of cocaine off the back of an iguana but instead of sliding one's face, you slide the iguana under your nose. After doing so, one rotates the iguana and slides it back to the other side of their face (as if resetting a typewriter) and then does another line of cocaine off of the iguana. The process is repeated as many times as needed.
Everyone was really tired from working an overnight shift, so they did a few Miami Typewriters to keep from falling asleep.
A public ivy league school located in the beautiful Oxford, Ohio. It was founded in 1809, years before Florida even became a state, and 120 years before the University of Miami (Florida) was instituted. It is a mid-sized school known for its top ranked business and education programs along with its incredibly attractive student body. North Faces, polo’s and Greek letters are a staple, and weekends are never boring. Hockey is our sport, even though we still don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.
Your time at Miami University will be the best four years of your life.
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Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
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Quite possibly the world's most ass-kickingest university. Beautiful women, gorgeous campus, elite-level academics, and better sports teams than any other college. Ever. Anywhere. If god came fown from heaven to create an American university, it would be UM.
Brenda: So, like, um, I'm going to Harvard next year.
Sasha: Have fun freezing year ass off with New England WASPS. I'll be chillin' at the University of Miami.
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Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda.
I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.
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The number one new show in Bratislava.
Miami Vice starred Don Johnson
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