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On November 5th 2016, Amanda declared "This is not hard....but it is! It's Christmas, it's a holiday, rodents, there are more than two!" Someone exclaimed "Three blind mice!" Thus making this day henceforth Three blind mice day.
It's three blind mice day! Say whaaaaat!?
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This truth needs no definition.
Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?
Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.
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An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?
Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
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You know how you would go play video games at your friend’s house as a kid, and he would let you be player 2 with his second crummy, off-brand, doesn’t-work-right controller? When you lost, you’d complain that it was all the controller’s fault, and half the time you’d be right. This mouse is like that. There is a place for cheap equipment intended for low-precision day-to-day work. A $15 mouse doesn't need to perform like a $150 mouse. But it still needs to get the job done. And Easterntimes Tech's offering here fails at that. I can’t fathom why this mouse is earning positive ratings on Amazon, except that it does indeed function and it’s super cheap. But what good is a cheap gaming mouse that sucks all the joy out of gaming? If you simply must have a wireless mouse and need to save money, you can buy a Logitech G602 for about $40 now, and while it doesn’t compare favorably to a $100+ gaming mouse, at least you won’t feel like throwing it across the room.
Guy 1: I have an Eastertimes Tech X-08 LED Gaming Mouse Mice.
Guy 2: Try not to accidentally kill yourself from frustration while using it.
The act of anally accepting rodents as foreplay.
Hey hun should we start with the chocolate mice to get in the mood?