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A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.
My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
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Above all, the masterful skill of keyboard management (in RTS or abstractly for every game requiring typeing skills).
That noob has no uber micro. his micro is not uber.
The "ownerer" has the uberest micro of them all.
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Someone who talks so fast that one cannot understand their words.
The Galoob micro machine man. Chris A.
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Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...
Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.
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a short-lived trend influenced by social media
"Do not buy cargo skirts. Those are just a micro-trend influenced by social media."
The action of passing another vehicle extremely slow
Semi truck had a line of cars behind it while it was micro-passing another semi truck
When you're having a good time, and break the barrier into euphoria just for a second.
Jerry was in the taxi on the way to club and his fucking favourite song came on. He 'Micro - Peak'ed.