An object that the famous rapper Yeat, who is worse than Playboi Carti, is bad at using
yeat is bad at using the microphone
A thing that is used to stick up peoples asses to listen inside
"Honey, I'm ready. Get the microphone"
some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it
i got a gaming microphone
When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.
I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone
When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.
Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...
Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight
No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone