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Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.
Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.
Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?
When somebody is extremly mighty and outgoing, they are labled as a mighty ion. Another attribute is doing miniscule things that happen to be extremly annoying.
Dude, I'm pretty sure Alex has progressed into a Mighty Ion
the worlds biggest forehead ever
Guy1: I was at dollar tree
Guy2: so what
Guy 3: I saw a mighty forehead bigger than a baseball field
When a man shoves his sack of two acorns into a squirrels mouth and lets the squirrel nibble on those mighty acorns
Dude dominic bennett gave that squirrel a mighty acorn, hes such a nub.
How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.
"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"
Penis. Purple headed yoghurt slinger. Veiny love tree.
So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity
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When a man makes out with a girl after she had just finished performing the act of fellatio on a different man. The man receiving the blowjob tends to be Mexican and disgusting.
Guy 1: Dude! I made out with a hot chick last night.
Guy 2: Yah, too bad she sucked my dick right before that. she totally gave you the Mighty Malcolm bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit..
Guy 2: How's my semen taste faggot?
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