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contrary to whatever captain sparklepants thinks, the milwaukee brewers lost a total of 106 games in 2002, not even close to the mlb record for most losses in a season. that honor is held by the 1899 cleveland spiders at 20-134. not recent enough for ya? try the 1962 mets, in their expansion year, who went 40-120. in fact, the brewers don't even crack the top (bottom?) ten in terms of losing records. also, look for the brewers to rebound in the 2006-07 season, with a promising young group of young guys and an undervalued pitching staff; the team will fight for the wild card this year and contend for the division crown for the next several.
the milwaukee brewers have some great young players--rickie weeks is the next robin yount; prince fielder is the next cecil fielder; etc.
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They have Giannis... so you can say their pretty good
Milwaukee Bucks: lol you guys suck
Miami Heat: lmao
Milwaukee Bucks: :D
Showing up to your Grindr date with nothing but your tool belt and a feather duster.
Matt showed up to his dates house doing the ole dirty Milwaukee
A surprise crapping of the pants. Usually diarrhea based, resulting from too much booze, fried foods, sweets, and cigarettes. In any combination and quantity. Onset by laughter, shock.., or compulsive swearing.
Last night was crazy! I got drunk and stuffed, and John opened his funny-ass mouth. I laughed so hard I Milwaukee mudpied myself. That's why I'm wearing ladies yoga pants.
When you and your bois are getting blown by a girl and one finishes in her mouth and she’s keeps the cum in her mouth and moves on to the next guy.
Other examples include:
Finishing in her mouth and then proceeding to make out with her.
The Milwaukee hanful: when she uses you cum as lube to jerk off your friend or vice versa
I thought she would spit after you finished, but she just gave me a Milwaukee mouthful.
A lesbian who, while identifying as a lesbian, has one or more baby daddys. They also tend to go hookup with men after break ups. They refuse to identify as bisexual. Common around the city of Milwaukee, WI
Adam: Did you hear Ally and Lexi broke up?
Jake: Yeah! Lexi decided to be a Milwaukee Lesbian and hookup with Ally's male cousin this weekend!
The act of dipping your Scrotum in hot wax
If you have a boyfriend who likes a soothing Milwaukee Drip, he’s a keeper
girlfriend: hey babe where were you last night?
boyfriend: oh, just getting a Milwaukee Drip