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A big fat Gaylord is is 12 years old and watches My Little Pony and Teletubbies.
Mitchell is a gay bitch fuck
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Someone with a very dark skin color.
It's so dark out here, I can hardly see you!
"I know. I'm a Mitchell."
Look, mark got a tan this weekend and he's dark as (a) Mitchell!
"Only when it is dark enough can't you see Mitchell."
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Someone who doesn't have the internet, uses flamboyant words making you question his sexuality and looks and smells like an ape
Oh man, you see Mitchell the other day? He called my dog fabulous then updated his windows version capping me.
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He’s a special man. thinks he’s cool. Is nice to everyone, has no heart, not to many friends but enough to keep him popular.
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A snitch, will steal your girl. Gym Boys, has no muscles tho. Gay cunt who shaves his legs. He will treat you like a princess
Mitchell you snitch
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the person who broke the screen on my computer
fucking Mitchell got my computer
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To Mitchell is to fart (or shart) oneself at an inopportune or inappropriate time in a public setting. Generally, its a noxious and offensive gas and the perpetrator is usually unaware of implications of his action(s).
Who just Mitchelled themselves in the middle of the bar? Jay, was that you?
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