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A horny little boy with raging hormones. Usually preys on younger girls. All he wants is some ass.
Cute.
Stop being such a mitchell and leave those little girls alone.
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A dumbass virgin who no one likes and literally sits in the back corner of the cafeteria eating beans out of a milk carton and extra salty uncooked chicken while singing the words to “everything is awesome” from lego movie
You: yo you see Mitchell over there
Me: yeah bro he’s so weird
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A Mitchell is short, and cam also go by the name of Mitch. Is very American, and probably hosts neighborhood BBQs.
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: oh that's Mitchell. He likes likes guns and wearing patriotic tank tops.
Person 1: oh.
perfect literally love of my life, so fricking cute and sweet has so much bad things going on in his life but deseveres the literal world i love him so much and i miss him and agh hes perfect
me: i love mitchell
my friend: hes ugly
me: shuutup *drags her*
Someone who has eaten an exorbitant amount of Pizza Singles. The line between Mitchell and Pizza Single has become blurry and the two exist as one.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm just hanging out with old mate Mitchell Pizza Single."
Mitchells are generally strong, intelligent, and sporty people with a uniquely rye sense of humor and a presence that you can feel from across a room.
When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their exact emotions to others.
Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.
Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.
They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.
9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
Hey look it’s Mitchell - the chill af dude I told you about.
Yea sure, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.
Nah, probs not.