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cell phone sex, also, picking up a hooker
I was textin this girl the other night, and it turned into a mobile rendevous.
I'm going down Broadway to get a moblie rendevous.
A large van, almost the size of a small bus, that is used by churches or other organizations to haul 15 kids around. Many mormon families have them so they can haul all 13 of their children.
Damn dude, I wish this mormon mobile wouldn't take up 3 spots downtown when I'm trying to park.
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Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.
I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.
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Koodo Mobile is the new cell phone company from Canada, owned and operated by a division of TELUS.
Koodo has amazing rate plans, no fixed-term contracts, no SAF fees or cancellation fees. They've created a revolution in Canada as the best value-brand mobile company in a loooong while.
Look guys, I just got a new Koodo Mobile phone! And I'm paying half what I used to pay at Bell!
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A vehicle that closely resembles a "low-rider" though not requiring the vehicle to be capable of bouncing. This generally includes having rims, a custom paint-job or body, expensive sound system, body kit, a last name such as "LOPEZ" across the back window, the body having been lowered close to the pavement or other traditional trinkets such as Saints.
The best test for whether or not the vehicle in question is a "beaner-mobile" is if you subconsciously assume the driver of the vehicle will be "Mexican."
Synonym: Mexican-mobile.
Man that low Chevy that's blasting the bass is such a beaner mobile. Probably has a bunch of Mexicans in it.
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the gradual deterioration of pocket fabric where a cellular device has been repeatedly stored, thus, causing excessive rubbing that results in an irritated, worn out patch on a pair of pants
These jeans aren't from Abercrombie & Fitch, that's just mobile chafing.
All the change fell out of my pocket because of mobile chafing.
Darn you, mobile chafing! Now you can see my thigh.
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a common dwelling found in oklahoma. you often see these flying around oklahoma in a tornado.
hey ma, where'd the mobile home go?
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