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Gentlemen,smart,funny a man with many female companies and #1 juice wrld fan
The emotion an immigrant has when he sees a cute sweedish girl after he just illegally came into the country.
Nothing like Giving her the mohammad 72 virgins at a time
Mohammad is a shy guy but people call him snake .
He’s name from a town in Egypt call enshas.
He’s very clever an example of this :He went to buy a trainers he asked the seller if it for running or walking .
Yo guess who I met today !
Who?
Snake!!
Oh mohammad enshasy.
This person is the epitome of cool. They are amazing at basketball and cricket. When they see a cricket ball in the air they say "cetch it!!!!!". If you meet a Mohammad Moosani make sure you keep them. They are simply the best.
You're the Mohammad Moosani of this group.
I love Mohammad he is the most perfect bestfriend / twin / brother / dad and everything
He's a one out of billions of people nobody can be him. And nobody can replace his place in my heart hes the top best people among everyone that I ever knew he's so precious to me
He's funny and cute and amazing and such a respectful man. Moreover, he's smart without even trying to be he's so strong mentally and physically he is the bestfriend everyone wishes to have yet I was the luckiest out of all to be his friend.
I'm so glad i posted that embarrassing post because I've met him from it
He always compliments me and tells me how pretty I am
. He makes me feel truly loved and cared for, I want to take all of his sadness away
He always comforts me when I feel low
I love him I love his personality I enjoy stuff he likes I enjoy seeing him talk i enjoy his amazing music taste I enjoy sharing music with him I enjoy his conversations I enjoy seeing him happy I enjoy him complimenting me I enjoy him comforting me I enjoy seeing him talk well about him self and I enjoy that he feels safe with me and always opens up to me whenever he can't handle it. I love his two beautiful moles on his nose. Sadly this website doesn't make me talk about all of my love for him
"Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin) is the most perfect man!".
You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad
“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”
A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.
My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.