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The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.
N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday
After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.
The poor sour look on co-workers faces (as if sucking a lemon) when something or someone has ruined their day. This condition is highly infectious and seems to be more common on Mondays but there is also a high incidence of Lemon Wednesdays especially in the cold dark days of winter.
After observing several employees with this condition, the manager will exclaim, "well it's official, today is Lemon Monday, feel free to express yourself accordingly".
A term used for a couple in the South-Korean variety show, "Running Man". The couple consists of two people, Gary (개리) and Song Ji Hyo (송지효). The two people are called Monday Couple as they only admit one another as their partner during Mondays only.
A: I am totally shipping the Monday Couple right now!
B: I know right! I hope they end up together in real life too.
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a restaurant parody of "tgi Friday's". hopefully someday someone will make an actual restaurant out of it.
Guy1: tgi Friday's is one of my favorite restaurants.
Guy2: dude, that place is sooooo last year. ih8 Monday's is whats in.
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Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"
Monday Raff describes the miserable mood one finds themselves in after a weekend of slinging your spaghetti about. All future plans will be cancelled, despite the cycle repeating when the flavour kicks in on Friday
Boys I'm not lashing this weekend i'm going to have a quiet one, I'm fed up of feeling like this. "Classic Monday Raff"
A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday
Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday