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When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.
Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.
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1) A nice place where the aristocracy of Europe bring thier nice cars.
2) A car that is not nice. Just another slow american crap mobile that can't turn worth shit.
A merkin brought a monte carlo to monte carlo and got beat by a 1960's mini cooper.
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Gets easily frustraded and inpatient.
Really cool and hawt!
Gets VERY annoyed with smart asses and doesn't like assholes.
<%Monte_Kano> ...
* %Monte_Kano feels like jumping off a cliff
* @Numerical saves Monte_Kano
<%Monte_Kano> ok
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Monte Lickey is usually the redneck/hillbilly way of saying Malt Liqour. Such as a 40oz.
Ey, bubba, you wanna get me some monte lickey?
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1. Repeatedly making the same mistakes while soaking them in a sugary syrup of self-indulging naivete for public consumption.
2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.
3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.
1. Girl: I didn't sleep with Enrique again because I wanted to. He needed me.
2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.
3. Friend: Sonya needs to walk away from Enrique. He sweet talks and kisses her in front of us while treating her so badly elsewhere. All he is her Del Monte.
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(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.
(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.
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French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.
Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!
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