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Noun. - A potentially world-ending event strongly hyped by the media during a short period of time, then forgotten by the public after the world, evidently, does not end. Soon enough it will be followed by a new catastrophe in-the-making. These events often resonate with the public due to widespread popular feelings, such as Nature getting back at Man, scientists going too far, a sign of the End Times, or simply terrorists.
The most successful example in recent times is Maya fever, which has snowballed into an international cultural phenomenon and lasted for several years.
Hey, wasn't the BP oil spill going to destroy the world because of the methane bubble ready to explode under the Gulf of Mexico? Oh, nevermind.
The current Apocalypse of the month is the new large hadron collider at CERN, which some believe may create a black hole. Of course, this is patently ridiculous.
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the one month my homophobic mother wont let me go outside cuz of all the pride parades
Gay Kid: Can i go to Main Street with my friends?
Homophobic Mom: NO! I DONT WANT YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN THOSE SATANIC THINGS
Gay Kid: thefuckareyoufuckingtalkingaboutyoubitch?
Homophobic Mom: It's pride month!!!! i have to protect you!!!!
Gay Kid: bitch im still going
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when a female is on her period.
"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."
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A phrase said by one direction, the boyband. Meaning an indefinite amount of YEARS
Tod:how many years is 18 months
Emily: 2 and a half of course 🤪
Me: we shall never know 😔
The term used when there are five Friday's & Saturday's in one month to go out drinking. Months i.e in 2010 are January, July and October.
Jack (1st text on February 8th) - Where the hell did you get to at the weekend, we all had a wicked time :-)
Tom (1st text) - Sorry mate had no money, last month was an Expensive month. :-(
Jack (2nd text) - We all had way too much to drink, and I slept with your x :-O{
Tom (No 2nd text)
JANUARY. every tuesday of january you have something in the taco family. the reasoning for taco month is because everyone is depressed that christmas is over. so why not have taco month?
Tweark month is celebrated the whole month of February. Its where any guy/girl can tweark and not get hate for it.
Girl: *starts twearking at mall*
Guy walking by: you not supposed to be doing that here
Girl:its tweark month so yes i can