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a mookie scoot is a sexual act in which you first take a shit, dont wipe your ass, fuck someone and then proceed to scoot your shitty ass on their chest.
can also be refered to as scooting the mooky
"man i fucked this dirty bitch last night. she let me fuckin mooky scoot her."
"sometimes you just gotta scoot the mooky, you dig?"
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An all purpose word often advocated by lunatics of a southeastern origin. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb depending upon the scenario present. Often used in conjunction with other ebonics fancied by those not blessed with coherency or organized thought.
Where is the mookie of the lah? I left it in the mookie lah. Oh, I see it, mookie lah! Yes, mookie lah indeed.
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Noun: A pedophile. someone who attracted to, or has had sex with someone who is underage of 18. Regardless of sexuality.
(1)R. Kelly is and will always be a mookie.
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The marks left behind when an individual delicately presses one's anus against a surface or another person after passing a bowel movement without wiping.
Tyler: "I am never inviting Grandpa over for dinner again. He left mookie stamps all over my bedroom! And where's the dog?!"
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A bowl of cannabis mixed with tobacco only.
Provides an instant head rush followed by the effects of cannabis.
Im bout to smoke myself a mookie bowl.
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A plastic toy that can hold sperm inside
My boyfriend gave me a mookie so we don't have to have sex every night
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A special bonding experience with a buddy who you go to a public restroom and take a dump with. There must be multiple toilets or else it is super gay. You can also have more than one mookie buddy depending on the amount of toilets in the restroom.
I really have to take a crap, but I don't feel comfortable doing it by myself in Best Buy. I need a mookie buddy to fulfill this operation.
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