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moot soot

Moot referring to a girls vagina, and soot referring to a disgusting combustion of vial human made substances formed from organic matter stored in a girls genitals.

Moot soot; the stankiest imaginable vag, and will increasingly reduce ones life expectancy by being in the presence of the rank moot.

Generally Greeks have a higher tendency of a moot soot % per capital, followed by Arabs with moot boxes.

Mate she doesnt have a moot box, she has a bloody moot soot, it reeks of canned sardines.

How was last mate, said Greg, Petros replied, nah nah, she had a mootsoot, fucking blocked instantly.

by Mong off February 23, 2022

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moot massage

My friend Paul and I created this term in response to tea bagging: giving a moot massage is the female equivalent (because females don't have the proper equipment to tea bag). It's describes a female player squatting above the face of an opponent she's just killed ingame. Particularly used in Halo 3 on Xbox Live.

Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.

Having just killed an opponent ingame: "You're gettin' a moot massage!!" while repeatedly crouching and standing over the head of the opponent's corpse, especially before they've respawned.

Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."

by Ms Bindy July 6, 2008

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Joedy Moots

A very valuable guy, pretty cool all around and... He's the real top G no cappin on that

Wowzers jenkie pops. That Joedy Moots fella is really hotoozle! No gongoozler on that!

by Smartest Chad August 30, 2022


Rachel’s Moot

Is a fine delicacy of Prahran. World renowned for its moist, smooth textures. The glory of this wonderful snatch is exaggerated by the pungent fish smell when she enters the room

Bro did you get some Rachel’s moot last night? Obviously bro

by Rangagagga July 14, 2022


Moot burger

A vagina.

She has a nice moot burger.

by Nicoco28 December 21, 2017


moot maarr

Interval excitation where a person excites genitals for 10 secs and eases themselves for 5 seconds and repeats.

Dario loves moot maarr instead of doing cardio. He attacks his lund.

by The Benchot December 11, 2007

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Moot Dick

Once you bone your misso and the vag juice dries up and you go for a 2nd round and your cock has a mooty stench that burns the nostrils.

When julz whiffed his cock after smashing holly he had a case of moot dick.

by MrBoneHer November 11, 2017

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