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"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"
Alex "wtf"
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losing a mowing in plants vs zombies is basically ego death because of how easy the game is, so losing a mower is ego death of the highest extreme.
" I'd rather die than lose a mower"
"Death or mower loss"
When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.
I have her the Swiss lawn mower
When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower
NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.
Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman
I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you
When your partner pulls your anal beads out really fast
Jared pulled Thomas's anal beads out so fast it sound like he was trying to start the mower