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The act of jamming both your thumbs up a someones anus and proceeding to twiddle them around like you are using a game controller.
Person 1: Hey man are you still with your girl?
Person 2: Nah man she broke up with me after I gave her the ole Muddy Thumpkin
When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex
After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn
Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.
Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.
When a man pumps fecal matter into their urethra and then ejaculates it out.
"I can still smell the Muddy Shot Daniel sprayed all over my face last night"
A male achieving an orgasm by using his own feces as lubricant and breast fucking a female.
the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part
Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.
1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.
2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.
1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.
2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.