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A gingival/dental condition in which the amount of gum covering the tooth is equal to or greater than half of said tooth.
Jack White of The White Stripes has mummy teeth.
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When one enters a public bathroom, due to a fear of germs, they apply an abundance toilet paper to the toilet seat that it now resembles a mummy. At this point the subject feels better about sitting on the seat.
Rachel:Yesterday was awful. I had to shit so bad while I was waiting in Penn Station. I barely made it home without having an accident.
Skeff: Yea, last time that happened to me I had no choice but to go in and mummy wrap that seat up till I felt less grossed out.
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A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.
Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!
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When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles
That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!
A suger mummy or daddy is a older partner who buys the other many gifts as a show of affection. For the relationship to be a suger mummy/daddy relationship they you get partner must only stay in the relationship because of the gifts
“Sarah got me another pair of Jordan’s”
Bro she is such a suger mummy
When the verticle lines on a ladies lips resemble that of a mummy. Often happening prematurely and with smokers.
She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.
When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.
That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.