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A mustache grown during a military deployment.
Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.
It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.
It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.
Pvt: "Did you see LT's deployment mustache?"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"
The hottest thing you will ever see
Man, I wish I had a minshew mustache
Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"
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a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip
Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."
Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
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1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.
2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
Man. Look at Mr.Smith he has a Porno mustache .
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to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.
your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.
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The effect of having traces of cocaine visible on your upper lip after snorting the drug.
Bro, wipe away that Columbian Mustache before you leave the bathroom.
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