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Musty Mit

When you fart in a baseball glove and then cover someone's face with it.

I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.

by Mrbojangles856 July 19, 2012


musty nugget

a hairy poop with a pungent smell

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i just took one nasty musty nugget

by happyfacequincy February 8, 2012


musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple

Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on

by Both of your dads February 27, 2014


Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.

George: β€œHey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: β€œVeronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”

by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018


musty locker

a nasty, smelly snatch!

adam has a musty locker!

you can smell her musty locker when she walks by

by calvin freakin johnson July 3, 2008


musty corner

A corner of something which is musty in odour or demeanour. Usually denotes the bad part of something, somewhere or someone.

If the corner of something has a bad smell this will be of unknown origin but will cause strokes when it comes into contact with nostrils.

"This pillow has a bit of a musty corner, why is that?" "Not sure but I think a random slept on it at that party here last week and now it's musty, i might have to burn it."
OR:
"Eeeewwww this is the musty corner of town isn't it, there's a LIDL over there look."
OR:
"What made your corner musty this morning?" If someone is in a bad mood.

by Fantastic Fy00g March 8, 2011

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musty pumpkin

Defines overly sunned or over done spray on tan applied to a lady's unwashed meat wafer, whereby said part of the anatomy appears to taken on a Ponceau 4r taint and stinks of a hot day near Grimsby fish market at closing time.

Barry, I met up with this lovely lass for a warm ale and a basket meal at The Rusty Bullet Hole public house in town last night. Unfortunately she'd been down to the beach earlier that day and when we got back to her place, her quim resembled a Musty Pumpkin.

by Jeff_SuperDuper September 12, 2013

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