Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

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bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

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ass in my/your mouth

1. To embarrass or be embarrassed

2. To humiliate

3. To treat or be treated; clowned.

4. derided

"Why do you always feel the need to put your ass in my/your mouth?" Stan replied angrily to Sharon.

"People going around putting they ass in people's mouth...this has got to stop!"

"You keep talking like that, I'm a put my ass in your/my mouth" said Jill, apparently upset with Bob's position.

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my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

your dick's in my dad's mouth

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

fat cock in my tiny mouth

the best thing ever

i love fat cock in my tiny mouth

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Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

This means mind your own buisness

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.

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