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Not to be confused with Austin Powers or Shrek.
Guy with a white as the KKK mask and boiler suit who kills horny teens and hospital workers with a kitchen knife. Also, he's smarter and more resilient than anyone else, and could dominate that fat fuck Jason Vorhees.
Laurie: Was that the Bogeyman?
Busta Ryhmes: No, slut! That was fuckin' Michael Myers!
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An actor who used to be funny but is now just plain annoying. I knew it was a mistake to make more than one "Shrek" film.
Then: Hahaha! This guy is hilarious!
Now: What a shit movie. I can't believe Mike Myers is in it.
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probably the worst place to live ever. its the most boring place in the united states.. theres absolutely nothing to do except go to belltower with goths.. the boys are so ugly.. and not mature.. the girls are stuck up and snobby.. and then theres me.. a jersey girl who hates everything about florida.. lets not call it fort myers.. why dont we refer to it as satan's asshole.. the worst place ever.. okayy well if ur thinkin of movin to florida.. dont come to satan's asshole - you'll want to hang urself from a palm tree.. canterbury is also the worst school on the planet.. and mr. shits should just die.. and our vice principal got botox.. wow co0l fag.!peace out mah niglet
satan's asshole sucks
satan's asshole has the worst school in the world, which is canterbury
satan's asshole sucks ass
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A Major league closer for the 2004 MLB World Champ Boston RedSx. Was also a closer for the 2001 MLB Champs, the Arizona Diamondbacks. Aka: Mike Myers.
Yo, Mike Myers has 2 Baseball Championship rings. Damn hes good.
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Straight up gangsta. A name that is given to rulers and kings by their slaves. Legends say that the first Alan Myers actually defeated Gangas Kahn and Conan the Barbarian. Although men given the name of Alan Myers are hard and violent men, it is also said that they are the best lovers, taking women to places they have never been.
After the town was captured, the men, women, and children that the beast spared, called said beast Alan Myers.
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That one blonde slut that sits across from you in class.
Jesus fuck, thats a real baylee myers over there
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Incredibly hot beast
Loves basketball
Giant penis
That guy is such a "Jacob Myers"
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