need-a-sandwich.

Adjective referring to a very skinny person who needs to gain weight, generally a woman; too skinny.

You see that skinny as Keira Knightley? That bitch so need-a-sandwich.

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Needs a pony

Southern England pervert slang meaning you're looking for an Italian prostitute. Adding an age to the request means years of experience

Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.

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Special Needs

Frank Graham

That kid wears a helmet because he has special needs

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Ain’t No Need For That

What country people say when someone does something wrong or mean to their friends, family, team, etc..

AYE NOW, THEY AIN’T NO NEED FOR THAT! REF THATS A FOUL HE DONE KNOCKED EM OVER!

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I need this

the sentence you say when you just need to have it. and probably never get it because we all suck! :D

Kid: I NEED THIS MOM
Mom: no you can get it later
Kid: NOOOOOOOO!! I NEED IT NOW IN MY LIFE MOM!!

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In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.

It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.

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ima need

term used to emphasize the urgent need of anothers actions.

Whoa. Ima need you to come on cause we fittin to be late!

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