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The best damn state there is. New Jersey is in the tri-state area somewhere mashed inbetween New York, Philly and Delaware. I love how people from out of state "know" so much about Jersey! They think Jersey is dirty and so are the people! I bet they will say that "out of state"! From Atlantic City to Newark Jersey is full of the best mix of ITALIANS, BLACKS, PUERTO RICANS, AND HINDU'S in the world! More people would agree we were the GARDEN STATE if they came and smoked some of our shit--Especially the shit from camden! oh, and Camden, aka, CMD, IS off the chain! People always talk shit and say dont go there at night, I BEEN THERE AT NIGHT! Plenty of times, aint nothin wrong wit that place! I was livin there and yea the shit is bad but damn, give it a fuckin break! Anyways, Jersey is the home of the most Bangin ITALIAN GIRLS and fine ass NIGGAS!
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the home of the most annoying human beings on the planet. not to mention the worst drivers. and anyone that says they don't live up to the stereotypes and get all bent out of shape about it when someone complains about them, are those assholes in denial.
i've been to new jersey. what a bunch of ignorant jerks.
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A Northeastern state strongly dependent on the New York City economy for their lively-hood. People come to live here who are looking for a suburban life, but can't afford to live in Connecticut. Famed for being trashy and smelly, probably because the state of Connecticut and city of New York pay them to take our gross trash off our hands for us. Not sure why they insist on charging obscene amounts of tolls to use their sub-par highways, when our great state allows them to commute on all our highways for free, probably because they suck and can't afford to pay for their highways on their own. Also known as the cancer of the tri-state. If you look around and see a 6-lane wide traffic jam, a shopping mall to one side and a land fill to the other, chances have it you're probably in New Jersey.
Wow... look how much New Jersey sucks.
Yeahhh, thank God we're from Connecticut.
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BEST STATE ON EARTH!! (besides california) Cool people are born there every second. And no, no one goes down to the "coaffee shoop" with their "doog".The accent isnt as prominent as people think.
You're from New Jersey? You must be very cool.
You know it
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New Jersey is the epitome of what the United States of America wishes it were as a whole: an affluent, educated, close-knit, and generally safe place to live. We have more millionaires and diners here than anywhere else, and we like it that way. We feel the need to drop the "New" in our name since no one gives a shit about the "old" Jersey across the Atlantic, so fuck them. Accent? Yeah, what's it to ya?--Joisey? Fuck that asshole whoever spread that rumor. The people here are in fact better than anyone in your third-world state since they know you are just a scuzz trying to blindly badmouth the best place on Earth due to pure jealosy. Girls here aren't skanky, and we drive fast because we actually have shit to do, unlike your hillbilly self who sits around playing the banjo or some shit. In conclusion, you wish you were a resident in the greatest state ever concieved.
Person from Pennsylvania: "Your state smells."
-Reply from a real New Jersey resident: "That's because we're stuck next to your hick-ass shithole of a state, so go fuck yourself."
Person from the South: "I'm lost on the Turnpike."
-Reply from a real New Jersey resident: "Turn the fuck around before you drop our statewide IQ 20 points."
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A state that is defined by the following characteristics:
1. A lot of highways.
2. A lot of malls.
3. Factories and dismal neighborhoods near NYC and Philadelphia.
4. Very rich suburbs elsewhere.
5. Newark.
"Oh, you're from New Jersey? Off of which exit?"
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Truly the best state in the nation.
We're the richest in terms of income.
So the next time you diss us, remember, if we seceded from the nation, we'd be the richest independent nation in the world!
We also pimp because we're in between New York City and Philadelphia. We got the beach and the mountains. The only other state that can come close is California and that's too freakin' big.
Simply said, we are the best. We're home to all the emo bands. We have the best drivers and we don't pump our gas.
We're also home of the best ivy (yes, that's Princeton). Harvard is actually second.
Despite Trenton, Camden, and Newark's bad reps, the rest of us are preppy, wealthy, and can kick your fat ass. Morris County, Somerset County, and Hunterdon County are richer than the rest of the damn country.
We're home of LAX, manymanymany Mercedes Benz, Jaguars, Beemers, and your mom.
Short Hills Mall anyone?
We're in the books, the movies, our stars are on the big screen. We're ubiquitous. Now suck it.
Yeah, don't hate. Worship us, bitch. And don't hate just 'cos you can't afford to live here.
Non New Jersey-ite: Oh, you're from New Jersey?
New Jersey-ite: Yeah, I am. Now, pump my gas.
*Non New Jersey-ite pumps the Jersey-ite's gas*
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