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A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.
Cat-Person: I love cats! Theyre so cute and fluf-
Dog-Person: Go to hell.
The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.
When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT
The most special thing the universe has gifted humanity with.
The superior life-form.
Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!
A: OMFG IT'S A CAT
B: OH MY GOSH IT'S SO CUTE.
a cat is a cute fluffy animal that likes to play and drink milk.
the cat was drinking out its bowl
small mammals that love you one day and then try to kill you the next.