Mr. Nobody

The scapegoat for teachers when their students fail to admit who did what was bad in the classroom. The Teachers sarcastically say it must have been “Mr. Nobody.”

Dark Sarcastic Teacher: Who wrote this vile message on the chalkboard?I guess Mr. Nobody did it, huh? Mr. Nobody did it....

Nobody cares

what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)

P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.

EX1.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
EX2.
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"

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Mr. Nobody

A guy who's never really been anybody in particular.

Though you could be anything you want to in America, there are still some folks who wouldn't want to be anybody or anything else than themselves, even if it makes them Mr. Nobody to most people.

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Nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice

A saying that means there can’t be anyone knowing of all the dead bodies piled up if everybody is already dead.

Overpowered main character: kills the whole kingdom with a flick of his finger.
Princess he saved to fuck: nooo, our party members will know you killed their home!
Overpower main character: come to the tent tonight for we shall fuck good, and nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice...

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nobody likes that

Something you say when you are irritated by a situation, action, or person. Emphasis is placed on the word "likes."

Brad won't share one of his 24 Henry Weinhard's with you. "Brad, nobody likes that!"

You left for five minutes and sombody jacked your parking place. "Nobody likes that!"

You see a total toolbox whose mere presence causes irritation. "There's Bryson. Nobody likes that!"

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Nobody Asked

The worst possible comeback in an argument.

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.

Person 2: Nobody asked.

Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.

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tomorrows nobody

A Jew that gets blamed for everything in a physics class.

A gorilla (literally, not practically) who is also a physics teacher and blames everything on the Jews. Like Eric. Yeah.

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