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slang term for a cigarette
a coffin nail a day will put you away
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1. After shagging the unintentional signs of the act that are left behind like used condoms in the bin, clothes discarded around the place.
2. The intentional trail left by someone who wants other people or a boyfriend/girlfriend to find out they'd had sex when the other person wanted it kept quiet.
I drunkenly pulled my flatmates boyfriend and had to rush out to work. I told him to tidy things up and get out of there before she came back but the fucker left a nail trail of a condom in the toilet and one of his socks by my bed.
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(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.
*plays an annoying song*
"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"
The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!
Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!
I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!
When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
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The act of looking for and picking up nails, screws, and other sharp objects when walking near or on streets and alleys, so as to help prevent oneself and others from getting flat tires. For best results, track your progress by keeping all found nails, screws, etc. in a jar.
I used to get a lot of flat tires until I discovered nail karma. I have two jars full of nails I've found!
When wiping your ass, the finger goes through the toilet paper or the paper misses the shit in your ass completely & you get shit under your nail.
The toilet paper failed & JOHNNY CAME OUT WITH NAIL FUDGE!
Also the new CARVEL CAKE "FUDGIE THE NAIL"
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The ultimate homosexual sexual conquest. This is where a gay man seeks to have sex with a straight man because of its almost impossible nature. The Holy Nail can be two things. One, it's the journey and desire to have sex with a straight man. The other is the actual act of having sex between a gay man and a straight fellow.
Loren: "Gay guys really want to do straight guys. They're the Holy Nail."
Shelby: "So gay guys like to do other gay guys?"
Corrine: "Yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. You know, the Holy Nail."
Matthew: "Damn, you see Fred over there? He's looking fine tonight."
Seth: "Yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend."
Matthew: "I know! He's my Holy Nail."
Keith: "If I finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a Holy Nail?"
Caitlin: "Not sure, because if he has sex with you he might be gay."
Keith: "Yeah, then it wouldn't be a Holy Nail."