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When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.
Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)
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The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.
Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME
A dress that gives the illusion of the girl being naked. Originated in Sex and the City in which Carrie wears a flesh-toned dress, resulting in a pre-dinner hookup on a first date with Mr. Big.
Girl 1: What should I wear to the Lambdas party on Saturday!
Girl 2: Wear your naked dress!
Time to hit the gym. Naked dress to kill!
(A-Mus-Nake). The name given to a human person who wishes to be a slithery little snakey snake. Originates from Matt Keck's 'I'm a snake' youtube hit.
At a costume party;
'What are you supposed to be?'
'Amus Nake'
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A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.
I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.
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The greatest show, on at around 11pm on a weeknight on the australian television pay tv network, foxtel. The show involves attractive woman taking there clothes off while reading the news. The aim was to get modern day men into watching the news, however I don't listen to a thing i'm in my own zone watching them get naked.
Hey bro, did you see Silvia on Naked News last night because those pink and black panties were hot!!!
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adj. shirtless; topless. (Used of both guys and girls.)
A mob of half-naked people ran out of the burning YMCA.
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