Ass napalm is when you RIP ASS so loud and so fowl smelling, that everyone around you feels like they have been bombed harder than a nuke from North Korea.
At that party last week tom dropped some gnarly ass napalm. We had to evacuate the venue.
A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.
"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
Napalming (verb): The art of incinerating trust and goodwill with explosive hypocrisy, typically by self-absorbed business leaders. It’s when they shower teams with praise for growth and hard work, only to turn around and make decisions so out of touch they leave everyone burned—like firing the person responsible for success just to cram people into offices the size of shoeboxes.
At the company kickoff, the CEO went on about how ‘growth is a testament to our amazing team.’ Then they fired the engineering team lead who helped build the product that grew by 40%, all because they wanted to cram everyone into offices smaller than most people’s living rooms. Classic Napalming.
The act of farting on someone/something.
Like a cropdust, except it's localized to one's shoulder etc.
Napalming on your laptop proved to be a great time!
a crap that burns or stings and sticks to everything
Guy 1: Lets go get some Taco Bell!
Guy2:Dude if I eat that ill be droppin napalm in no time!