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A particularly large, overly religious, woman, with bird like features (I.E. a nose like a beak and an irritating squawk of a voice). She makes it her personal duty to guard all of the napkins in the high school lunch room like a prison camp. If you take more than one she WILL bite off you hand.
If given a bill higher than a 5 to pay for lunch she will reject it saying you're far too rich and that she is not, in fact, "a bank".
The Napkin Nazi will not hesitate to yelling profanity at students and/or staff, including, but not limited to: The Dean of Students, Teachers, and ESL kids.
If confronted by the napkin nazi, play dead. Like a bear she will leave you alone if she believes you to be deceased.
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Kid takes a napkin.
Napkin Nazi: "You only need one! Only take one!"
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Kid: Here you go.
Napkin Nazi: A ten, what am I a bank? You kids are too rich!"
3.
Napkin Nazi under her breathe: F**k you.
Kid: Dude she just cursed off the Dean!
Dean: She did what?!
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This is where you put any fecal matter on a napkin and shove it into a womans vagina and have intercourse with her armpits
Darrel: Hey Cherol, how about we try the hot napkin again tonight?
Cherol: No my armpits are really dry from your semen
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A person wearing a turban; most commonly from the Indian subcontinent.
Jesus Ron, "if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys"... god damn outsourcing... those napkin niggers fucked up the codebase AGAIN.. do they even know what language they're programming in?!
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An unnecessarily large coat that could seemingly absorb a flood.
1. Wtf? One day this guy's playing dress up and the next he's wearing a fucking flood napkin.
2. The city of New Orleans should have listened to its mother and put on its flood napkin before Hurricane Katrina. Maybe if it did it wouldn't have caught millions of dollars worth of property damage and a bad case of poor black people stealing stuff.
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A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.
Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.
When I suck my boyfriend's dick there is no clean up involved I caught it all in my beard/cum napkin.
When someone at a restaurant uses a tortilla instead of a napkin.
Did you just use a tortilla napkin Kerém??