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October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
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A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
19th of december is known as the national emo people day.
Aneta is emo and today (national emo people day) is her day
From Jan. 1st to Dec.31st it is national respect people’s space day!!!
national respect people’s space day is everyday! don’t grab people’s butt without permission, it only makes you a douche and a pervert! so don’t be dumb, and respect people’s bodies!
Carl:” everyday you shouldn’t be a douche.”
Dave:” what do you mean?”
Carl: “I mean that it’s national respect people’s space day.”
Dave:”oh shit you right, I’mma not be an asshole and not grab her ass!”
On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.
Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!
A day where gay people are sad.
Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day
On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'