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National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th
Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what
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If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
March 23rd
National fuck your ex day.
It’s a day where you pick ur favorite ex, and sleep with them multiple times in the same day.
Joe: “Hey wanna fuck”
Sarah: “No tf?”
Joe: “But it’s march 23rd it’s national fuck your ex day”
Sarah: “Oh okay let’s go”
A day to celebrate your bitch ex who treated you wrong and left you for a stupid reason after finding someone new!
Did you know today is national fuck your ex day?
6 November is national Fuck your classmate day, go fuck her
fuck your classmate day is a day where you get to fuck your classmate without anyone saying anything ab it!! National fuck your classmate day is good af
it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them
Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)
Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!
It December 4th fuck ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th