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A day where it is perfect ok to grab another mans dick if you are a female
Qui qui loves grabbing dick on national grab dick day
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Go and grab his dick without a reason taken or not it's national grab a guys dick day!!!
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It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.
Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
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On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.
Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet
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when guys need to shut up about mondays being national rape day ...cut off their dicks day every friday!
“Hey dude it’s national cut dicks off day” (cutely cuts dick off)
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The wonderful day is October 19
Because Saturday are for the boys
If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah
ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick
National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys
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