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I gotta nigga to post National Best Dick Day
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National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!
It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day
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On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day
Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
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This holiday falls on June 22nd.
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 22nd?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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Every Monday-Wednesday is be a dick day
Me: you suck
Someone: why'd you say that???
Me: it's national be a dick day
The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.
Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
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The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
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