On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face
Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!
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December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!
Have fun slapping those little pests!
Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
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January 12th
The day in which you have the legal rights to kick you ginger friends straight in the shins.
National kick your ginger friend day is my favorite holiday!
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National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April
September 15th national fuck your best friend day
"Hey bro you wanna smash"
"Why"
"Its national fuck your best friend day"
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If you know anybody whoβs always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it
Girl:Hug!
Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:itβs national hug your sad friend day..!
Boy:oh...Thank you...*crys*
Girl:let it all out itβs going to be alright keep your head up!
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National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back
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