Chadron Nebraska

A shitty town with a one door Walmart.

Hey you wanna go to Chadron Nebraska for fun.

No not really.

Sneak in Nebraska

When one is trying to put them selves front and centre by adding themselves to a higher group than they belong to, / Passive-aggressively trying to make oneself look better.

E.g. someone from Nebraska adding Nebraska to a list of the most popular states)

"Ay bro did you see Ned's Jordans."
"Jordans? Those ain't no Jordans they're fake af."
"He really tryna sneak in Nebraska"

Nebraska Sushi

The act of eating the corn out of ones fecal matter with chopsticks.

"What did you have for dinner?"
"Just some Nebraska Sushi after I gave her the reverse Winston Churchill"

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Waverly Nebraska

A bum fuck town in Nebraska. There is nothing to do except stare at cornfields and sleep.

I'm going to Waverly Nebraska because I'm gay.

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Nebraska crabgrass

While doing a woman from behind, you reach around and tug on her pubical hair

I gave Ms. F a wicked Nebraska crabgrass last night

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Nebraska TeaBag

You take your woman out to a corn field and perform intercourse. While pounding away, you slyly grab a corn husk. When you're about to cum, you pull out, slide the husk on like a condom, move you're newly wrapped member over your partners head and jizz away while continuously bobbing up and down. Feel free to empty the contents on to partner's face when done.

Dude, i pulled a Nebraska TeaBag on this hoe last night. I just can't get enough of that scritchy-scratchy pleasure.

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Nebraska Nasty

The act of peein on one's partner during cunnilingus, allegedly in some cases in an effort to stay warm.

Dick and Jane pulled the old Nebraska Nasty one of the nights it snowed last week. She said it was the best ever.

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