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(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.
Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.
A man that goes to the chat room to pick up woman.
Yo Mack is such a net gizzard, he hooked up with four girls in AOL chat.
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The only way the internet should be. Without Net Neutrality, you'll have to pay for basic everyday necessities.
Say goodbye to your social life, your education, online dating, gaming, and video streaming.
Ajit Pai of the FCC is the worst person ever.
~~Net Neutrality~~
"I want your money" - Ajit Pai
"We want our freedom" - Everyone else
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Looking up anything on the internet. Going on websites
Jess was surfing the net.
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Similar to cock blocking,it's what an ugly dude does when he knows he'll never score the hot chick he's standing next to or sitting next to in a bar. But he won't leave his seat or spot if his life depended on it. Therefore, preventing anyone else from getting close to her.
" I was really digging that chick sittting at the corner of the bar last night,but some net hanger wouldn't let me get in close with her."
Evil giant ape resident in the area of NCsoft servers, this monstrosity blocks all access to the game servers when "too many" people want to play. The ape takes pleasure in knowing little children are crying because they cannot play. When small groups spread out over different servers, it is possible to sneak by, but in large numbers, net cong kills all new connections. The best time to get past him is when he's distracted by people leaving, or when it's sleeping(when most of the world is also sleeping)
"Net cong is blocking my access!"
"I wish Net cong would die and burn"
"NCsoft has to make more servers damnit! Net Cong is blockign all of them!"