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Person 1: Omg have you seen Newt ( Thomas Brodie-Sangster)
Person 2: Yessss he is one SEXY ASS HUNK OF A MAN
a response to somebody asking if you're gay/bi/lesbian/etc. usually use if you are gay/bi/lesbian/etc.
person 1:dude are you actually (insert member of LGBTQ+ community name)
person 2: hey newt's pretty cute
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Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.
matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word
An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.
Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.
"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
Newt is super hot and cute. He is in maze runner and is so freaking hot. He would burn you if you saw him and is definitely a big snack!
The sexiest mf in maze runner fucking fight me for it I will let’s go asshat.
All the smart girls simp for him
Person: I prefer minho in maze runner
Smart person: I prefer newt bc he’s hella hot