You like that don't you?

A passive-aggressive and patronizing (though light-hearted) rhetorical question, intended to ridicule someone for doing something trivial, whether it be eating, watching TV or anything that can be vaguely interpreted as being enjoyed. intended to embarrass or annoy the recipient as a form of banter/teasing.

I just caught you taking a huge bite out of that fat burger! You like that don't you?

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DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't

In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.

Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!

You don't know what I got.

A phrase that is used by rex in victorious stating that Tori doesn't know what rex has in his pants , Also a term that can be used when misgendered or wanting to imply you may be another gender . usually used as a joke.

Sasha: Yeah me and Mikasa had a kid together. (joking)
Jean: That's not biologically possible
Sasha: You don't know what I got. okay? (bursts out laughing)
Jean: (Also bursts out laughing)
Connie: (Doesn't know what's going on but starts laughing too)

you don't have to tell me twice

Another way of saying, "I understand" or "I already know."

(patiently listens to a broken man's pitiful, self-depreciating speech)

My Response: "You don't have to tell me twice and I'm okay with it as long as you stay away from my sis. P.S., Jesus loves you and everyone else thinks you're an idiot."

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Names That You Don't Want To Have Or Be Called

A hurtful insult or label put on someone by another person. Also known as name-calling, slander, verbal harassment, or teasing. This can also include a name based on a person's reputation, or dirty parody names.

Rob Banks is a name I wouldn't want to be given by my parents. This makes people think I'm an aspiring criminal.

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you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

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If you don't taste it you’re not getting wasted

If you don't taste the booze you aint getting wasted as easily

Bro if you don't taste it you’re not getting wasted