can't hack

To be lightweight

Kiana drank two sips of beer and she was wasted. She can't hack.

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Can't fade it

"it" cannot be replaced, faded into history.

You can't fade it...

My impervious kungfoo can not be faded imbecile.

My mad skillz on tha court cant be faded.

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Can't be assed

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

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Can't Be Tamed

A phrase used when a girl's bra (usually leopard print) is popping out from the top of her shirt. This phrase is considered a polite way to tell said girl to fix her clothing in the middle of a conversation without having others brand her a slut.

Laura: So I was going to the mall-

Joel: Can't Be Tamed!

Laura: OH, oops! *fixes leopard print bra*

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Can't Fade

When a phrase or joke with friends is so funny that the joke cannot be unfunny or "fade". Meaning when you bring it up it will always be funny.

Maria: " Do you remember when Joe fell through the trampoline?"

Jane: "Hahaha, can't fade, can't fade!"

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Can't Be Tamed

Another pitiful song by Miley Cyrus, the wannabe girl who's trying too hard to act 25 when she's 17. Get a clue, Miley.

The song has an even more pitiful music video, another example of a 17-year-old trying to act 25. *sigh* Again, get a clue.

Girl 1: hav u herd can't be tamed, i feel so badass cuz i heard it!! i CAN'T BE TAMED, CAN'T BE TAMED!!!
Girl 2: You need help getting a life.

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I can't breatheeee!!!

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!