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When you are partaking in a gay orgy and the moment in which everyone climaxes, their orgasm moans forms a single musical chord resembling the true bonding of that of the Jersey Boyz
Dude 1: "yo did you hear about that sick Jersey Boyz at Philip's last night?"
Dude. 2: "hell yeah it was a D minor"
The reason god is mad at us.
Yeah! Maybe we'll end up on the Jersey shore!
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When you jizz in the eye of your girlfriend, and before she can wipe it off you attach a sliced jersey royal potato so it looks like a monocle.
Note: The potato must be pre prepared as surely you will not have the potato nor the utensils to carry out such cutting upon ejaculation (unless you're into seriously freaky shit)
Dude, I totally did a Jersey Fancy on Jane last night, she felt well posh. Plus she made me chips later with the left overs, which was nice.
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When you jizz on top of a boiled jersey royal potato, so it resembles the blob of cream on top of a Mr Kipling's French Fancy cake. Then you or your loved one eats it.
Dude, she totally devoured my Jersey Fancy last night.
it is also important that no signal or indication of this move be given prier to it's being done
apparently you don't want to give away your next move
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NJ is summed up in this quote.
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
The writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were from Randolph, a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.
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Jersey Chaser.
- A chick who only goes after members of a certain athletic team. Always in attendence at each of the teams matches or games, she can usually be seen pointing out members of the team in which she has met and/or has had sexual relations with. When not attending games, she can be found in and/or around local gymnasiums and athletic fields. Of the ones who are not obese, they are generally club going girls that tend to flock towards the best players of the team but are typically satisfied with any member listed on this weeks roster or that participates in warmups.
Man, dressing this week was the best thing that ever happened to me. I had like 4 jersey chasers back at my apartment last nite.
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