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When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.
The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.
(On Tinder profile)
Looking for girls with printers.
Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.
Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?
When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.
Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.
when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.
Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”
derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves
That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.
If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.