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The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break
Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No, you Just had lunch
Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?
Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break
When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues
James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”
When something is an unfortunate realization, thus making the person need a tissue.
When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.
remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes
amongst one's anal hair.
upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born
When dad has a grotesque amount of tissues.
My daddy has 235 packages of tissues, i call that Daddy Tissues
The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.
Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
when you get a cold & use so many tissues that your nose becomes irritated & burned
Jeff: "Hey Julie Chen, I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?"
Julie Chen: "Ya, pick me up some Puffs Plus Lotion, I got mad tissue burn."
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