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Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.
Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
noun: the opening at the end of the alimentary canal, often referred to as the anus
Kiss my Social Passport
The female counterpart for a passport bro. Passport hoes feel its better to evade Western men who expect 50/50 and a trad wife simultaneously.
I went on a date last night and he asked me “what do I bring to the table” while asking me to pay for my food. Time to be a passport hoe.
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Women in developed countries have ceased to be dependent on men. They are not economically forced to procreate degenerate traits anymore, and became selective. This has created a sexual vacuum for men with traits unacceptable in respectful relationships, such as viewing women as submissive sexual objects, easy targets for abuse, or decoration.
These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."
This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
If you're done with demands of Western women, join the 'Passport Bros' movement and discover a world where you're truly valued.
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Typically Western men (often American) who hope (or believe) that IF they can travel to a developing foreign nation, then they will be able to convince a woman there to marry them, fantasizing that such a union would allow the “Passport Bro” to treat their wife badly without consequence.
In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.
The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
“Hey Anna, if one of those creepy Passport Bros won’t leave you alone, try this: Start speaking grammatically perfect English and then mention a 19th century novelist they’ll panic and run. Swear to God. The trash takes itself out, if you know what I mean.”
“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
A person who attempts to obtain multiple passports just for the sake of having more passports
Person1: Hey dude, I just found out im elligable for a german and polish passport
Person2: Bruh you already have a canadian passport, why are you being a passport chaser