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Seymour Stains

A women who has had a lot of semen stains on her clothing.

I hear that Seymour Stains had to wash her dress again. What a dirty bitch she is.

by ntash November 23, 2014


e-stain

electronic stain, an unwanted use of an online social networking site(i.e. Facebook, MySpace) to post incriminating pictures and/or comments for the entire world to see.

My boy Erik was trying to go out with this chick he met the other day, but that skank from the other night keeps tagging his Facebook page with pictures of her with him in his boxer shorts, she is really e-staining the hell out of him.

by Hipster'sJeansSmell December 15, 2008


Party Stain

A random, often untraceable mystery stain that shows up after a super hard night of partying or other fun activities.

Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.

1) Morty left a party stain on the hotel couch after pumping his girlfriend.

2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.

Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.

by jrubadub July 26, 2010

130๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck stain

1. the solidified form of excreted fluids from sex, usually found on linen and underwear.
2. derogatory term or suggestion to describe someone who is stupid and an annoyance.

1. The previous nights activities resulted in a fuck stain the size of a dinner plate on my mothers good quilt.
2. Our new teacher is an utter fuck stain, i wish he would dissapear.

by p.m.n August 12, 2003

130๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.

Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 10, 2011

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cunt stain

A crusty residue left in the crotch of a womans panties. Sometimes white, yet sometime with a redish tint. The color of the stain is determined by whether or not the female has entered her monthly bitch syndrome. If it tastes like chicken it is okay to keep on lickin, yet if it tatses like trout get the fuck out. Also used to define an overbearing female, or even a douche bag male.

I was about to lay the hammer when I realized that cunt stain Ashley had a cunt stain on her thong.

by Sean and Drew May 2, 2007

113๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack Stain

The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff.

Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.

Nice Jack Stain man.

WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.

by JerkSquirt July 10, 2009

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